Cook & Bales Tuk-Tours bracara@jorts.horse

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Grew up in Puzzle Bobble but graduated cum laude from Farmville and took a PhD dissertation on Candy Crush Saga (name of my uni). You can ask me anything and I'll misdirect you to the best of my abilities.

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blackle mori @suricrasia@lethargic.talkative.fish

I do lots of random stuff because my brain has too many chemicals inside of it. 1994 ⚧ it/its

Trysdyn, Excessively Pointy @trysdyn@electric.marf.space

Pan enby tech/gaming nerd. Former(?) speedrunner. "Kusoge" appreciator and retro game historian. Fox/Jolteon on the internet. Site Reliability Witch. Antifash, anticapitalist, anti-big-tech despite/because of their profession. Goth metal/darkwave enjoyer. Been on fedi longer than Mastodon.

I rarely kink/lewd post with specific CWs. I tag misinformation in top-level posts. I try to be genuine and eschew sarcasm. Feel free to interact however you wish; if you know my flirty buttons feel free to push them.

I give people chances but have no tolerance for bad faith argumentation. If you're pushing bigotry, cryptocurrency/NFT BS, science denial, or an ideology of hate I will place you in the trash can.