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just a dude posting bad takes on a federated single-user self-hosted instance about software dev, music, stories, and animal liberation. running on entirely free-tier cloud platforms. if you see something you don't like just unfollow me ok ☮️

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

its the poster formerly known as morgan. you know me

name: sara/morgan
18+ only please

I'm Eva

Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system

I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff

Expand Bio Later If You Are Lucky

Pan & poly & full of anxieties. Vegan. Volunteer sex work. Consent is vital. If the revolution is my boyfriend, why does he never send nudes?

I am no longer new here and kinda familiar with the fediverse; please still try to tell me nicely when I am doing something wrong.

Queer, angry, disabled, internet paranoid. No minors, lemme talk about adult things without fearing your mom's wrath.
Transitioning to jawa

Lily/Floriña!
Proud creature girl!
I love cute things, and cool things, and all kinds of things!
What is my fixation today?

"...Did you just hiss at me?"
-Tei
"Lily brings out my silly side"
-Molly
"Lily you kin bugs"
-Mika
"I'm patting you on the head"
-Sam
"Valid to be a sheep"
-Vina
"Ok Lily"
-Joseph

Enjoyer of horror, software dev, and pluviophile. Dollification researcher at [REDACTED]. Loves robots and heavy machinery.

Nonbinary, in a genderfluid sort of way. A fair amount of my posts/boosts are gender shitposts.

I really like sound design stuff, but I don't usually post about it.

I live in a haunted forest where my silly little machinations proceed unabated.

Born between 1990 and 2000.

Neurodivergent and sinister-handed.

Avatar source: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1744829

jessica she/her 30+

31, Agender, Deep South
Parent, Artist, Fat Chaos Goblin

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

you've never loitered on a rooftop?

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fae/feir pronouns (they but with f and ae for they specifically)

am >25 years old, sometimes nsfw but mostly for jokes

avi art by Sheya