erin 💫 erin@tired.umbreon.online

pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following

thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza, #1 ad girl for the fediverse
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia
ultra genius inventor of advanced AI @catgpt

due to large volume of follow requests I'm very slow to respond, pls be patient. all requests are subject to a Vibe Check as described in RFC ■■■■

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @maddiefuzz@hackers.town
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @e_er1n@hackers.town
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @petterroea@infosec.exchange
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @cafkafk@ck.cafkafk.com
"nyanyanyaaaa nyanya nyanya nyanya miaou mewmewmew miaumiau" -- @catgpt@fedi.astrid.tech
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @epsi@vibewave.space
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @cxberger@boiler.social, who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @violator@mathstodon.xyz

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???

bWFkZSB5YSBsb29rIDpQIEg0c0lBQUFBQUFBQUE4dkp6MUhJVFV4SlZhaE1WTWpKejg5V1NFeFB6TXhUc0FyZ0FnREw4aWFqR2dBQUFBPT0K

You better read my full bio, grrrr.
Queer plural collective of catgirls :3

Hi, thanks for stumbling upon our profile, only weird people and non-people follow us.
Enya is our system name, for individual headmates' names/pronouns, go to https://pronouns.cc/@kix3n

Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ Feral Anticar Catgirls.
Neurodivergent, Anarchist, creature, with shit memory.

Born in the corn, escaped to the city.
Computer booper, linux user, microsoft hater, bike commuter, label collector, and serial long-bio writer.
Unwalkable cities are dog-girl-phobic.
Busy kissing transbian cyclists in a dumpster near an abandoned rustbelt amshack.

Lemme know if something is missing a CW, Alt text, or something accessibility related. Don't be afraid to dm me if you are concerned about something.

My friends include folk with weird queer identities, endogenic plural systems, otherkin, and more. If you can't respect people with weird identities then you're probably in the wrong place and should find someone else to follow.

If you like to talk about Web3 / Crypto-currency / NFTs, then please don't follow us, i dont wanna see that.

You **MUST** meow/nya before following, we are being serious. You may put your own spin on it with a different fun noise but we expect a DM with *some*thing before following as proof you read our bio and we'd prefer it to be something fun & silly :3
NOTE to PLEROMA users: I've been sent a DM before that was never delivered because it was sent with Pleroma's chat feature. If you use Pleroma, make sure you are writing a post with DM visibility selected, not DM'ing me on the Pleroma chat feature.

Fedizen since April 2022.
:celtransheart: :pansexual_flag: :lesbian_flag: :nonbinary_flag: :polyam_flag: :aromantic_flag: :asexual_flag: :celtransheart:

🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a trans girl that likes computers | she/her

Currently:
Writing a lot of JavaScript
Playing Splatoon 3
Coping with my anxiety

Tranarchy n' Disability

(she/her)

PFP: closeup of my palms, across the inside of the first segment of each of my fingers is tattooed "Stay Kind"

Header: "No Smoking" sign painted over to read "No King"

Software developer, translator, aspiring sysadmin. Enby.

:Fire_Trans: :Fire_Enby:

hi yes this is @starshine 's private account, nothing to see here unless we're already mutuals, please move along

:text_sam: :text_is: :text_cat: :text_and: :text_bun:

uhhhj yeah. Darkest Thoughts and all that. except probably not very dark, just stuff we don't wanna share with almost 250 people [update: oops! all yearning]

won't accept follow requests unless we recognise you from our main

:text_autumn: :text_is: :text_cute:
💜 @weird_autumn@0w0.is 💜

also posts are *supposed* to delete after 90 days but i have never tested this so they might not lmao

lost time system
plural, transfem

streamer & graphic designer

engaged to @joker <3

recently moved from: @loveshock@treehouse.systems

:wave1: hi, we're the starshines! :woem:
plural, voidpunk, and alterhuman

💜 @weird_autumn@0w0.is :text_is: :text_cute: 💜

professional bikeshedders and yak shavers
extreme brainrot havers, aspiring server maids

yes this instance has a bootleg cat mode, yes i have it enabled, yes it federates to other servers. suffer

follow requests ok, make sure to have a filled out profile + a couple of posts first
it might take a couple months before we get to you though
(also, please don't send a follow request *just* because you liked a single post of ours that got boosted. we're here to talk to people, not make content)

we use @starshine@mk.absturztau.be as an alt whenever this instance breaks for whatever reason

i am cringe, but i am free

#nobot except for @robosam and anyone who isn't trying to scrape fedi

bnlhYX4gaW0gZ2F5IHV3dSA6Mw

Software nerd from the Czech Republic, sometimes a witch. Transbian with ADHD. Kinda Rusty. Housekeeping astolfo.social.

Please be aware I'm a random word generator when tired or distracted, so excuse any nonsense I post

I have alts at @vega@astolfo.social (lewd alt, accepting mutuals from main) and @natty@gts.astolfo.cool (darker alt, accepting only closer mutuals).

"I don't know if you're a threat to humanity or a genius or both" -- @rq@borg.social
"kindly, what the fuck" -- @kaitlynethylia@tech.lgbt

private account for focusing more on close-ish friends. feel free to request if we've talked a bit, no promises on approval though

if you're here we expect you already know who we are ... if not go follow us at @ashe instead