ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

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hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 35, pittsburgh. member of CWA Local 9009, works at google, views are my own. https://pseudony.ms/

"hygge blofeld over here" - @alex@dads.cool

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Bryan Pendleton @bp@qoto.org

he/him
Software developer, father, tinkerer and environmentalist.

@bp on Twitter

Dr. Dan Killam @dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz

Environmental scientist and eclamgelist at San Francisco Estuary Institute.

Provider of #ClamFacts

Austin Willis @austinwillis@mastodon.cloud

Working on teams at Dropbox, opinions my own. He/Him

a moth :moth: :indalo: :moth: @paeneultima@thedreaming.city

An Olde who left the fediverse and then came back again. Veteran of so many instances.

I make music with my spouse. (See links)

I crochet, make stickers, read, have too many opinions about 70s-90s action films, and play videogames (Destiny 2, I mean Destiny 2).

CWs are great. Use them.

If we haven't interacted I'm rejecting your follow request.

Tankies? No thankies.

Andrew @cinebox@hackers.town

Electrical Engineer in the Santa Cruz area. Lapsed KSP modder. Non car-owner. Interested in electronics and space. Does not know what a monad is. My views represent those of your employer. Header art by John Berkey.

tomb @burgerdrome@aus.social

online and working towards feeling fine

John_G_R_Wilson @John_G_R_Wilson@poboy.social

NOLA; Tulane ‘80; CGSC; SAMS; retired Navy CAPT (USS KITTY HAWK, USS JOHN YOUNG, USS SAN JACINTO, USS STOUT, USCINCPAC, CDS-28, USS PETERSON, PEB, INSURV); retired dir of Test & Trials, HII. “I know what it means.” Send lawyers, guns, and money. “All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today.” “The Dude Abides.” Woke. AntiFa. Mastonaut. Post-apocalypse Warlord Potential. ACAB. We don’t drink from the skulls of our enemies enough.

Mario 🔒 @mario@hornyjail.pro

:100gay::hyper_cat: actual libertine antichrist autoanthronekophile :hyper_cat::100gay:

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certified :mario_moment_inside:

lunix, furfaggotry, edge, german mehms, siivagunner, death grips, hyperpo(o)p personified, freak but a nice guy, cool :neko_sunglasses:, not welcome here, bad faith actor, no gun faggot, something else, knot enjoyer, not viable for adoption, spermsexual, fucking crazy, pleasure craft, dark fedi, contemptable retard who should be mulched for fertilizer, degenerierte Furry Schwuchtel, seed hoarder, delightful, the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed, fucked in the head I know that, professional slut, confirmed fat old fuck, dumbest girl alive, unclean cretin abomination homosexual, fleshlight, queer woke furry, chronically lewd, hornyjail pro #1, Severity level 7

i rebound my caps lock to meta, all-caps posts are done with holding shift

all identities are valid.
don't dream it, be it.
to block is to accept defeat.
i won't defederate, unless it's a platform that enables serious crimes
really, really nsfw; if you're under 18, do not interact
if you block me, please let me know why :o)

all posts from this account are fictional and are not to be taken as the opinion of the account holder or as factual truth

pkla_sarracenia @pkla_sarracenia@mastodon.social

Plant addict. Drinker of too much coffee. Looking for a social media experience that’s actually social. He/him. Follow request is enabled to filter spam.

The President of Mastodon VEVO @breakfastgolem@jorts.horse

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

Header by @starwall

Alt: @breakfastgolem
Music: @SmoteReverser@linernotes.club

see you nutmeats in hell

Peter Booty @peterbooty@normalunicorn.com

Designer. Storyteller. Maker.
Currently leading DesignOps.

Mostly telling stories and suggesting films.