ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

Gay, weird, plural, trans ladies (each in the positive sense).

We write computer code for a living, which means we tend to have opinions about software development and developers.

We all consume at least 6 croissants per week. Most of our free time is spent playing video games, watching old TV shows, or being gay.

No flirts please.

doing comedy. he/him.
more like crapitalism amirite?

fuck shit up.
burn shit down.
a new world from the ashes.
antifa souper soldier.

they/them
surviving on the east coast.

If you're expecting raw talent and skill, perhaps craving something new and exciting, then let me tell you, you've come to the wrong place. That's right. It's going to be mediocre at best, and quite painful at worst. Why you've chosen to come here, I have no idea. But you've probably made a mistake. Don't look at anything I post. It's best for the both of us that I not be perceived.

You've been warned.

All that is shiny easily distracts us
Not all who are lost were wandering
To this endless adventure we acquiesce
Not all who waste time were squandering
With sometimes a lot, and sometimes a little in our haul
We are the shadows that the light creates
With caffeine fueling our often awkward footfall
The journey we take wherever slowly abates

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0oHUZVOEmUh5ApjMAzopyJ?si=fecdac852fa34f29

An 18th century brain in a 21st century head.
(comrade/comrade)

Democracy supporter 🇺🇸 Pediatric Hygienist, wife, mom, dog lover🦮Go Bonnie’s⚾️, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, Resister🌊

Frequently wrong; please correct me if you notice this

Web developer in NYC