spigot hellsite, inventor of the frotdog the_feral_housewife@hellsite.site
hi im spigot hellsite
i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense
read the bio fields above or don't idfc
fill out your profile before sending a FR
yes i post nudes be cool about it
*****
here's some testimonials:
"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia
"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut
"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn
"powerful and brave"
--@sugar
"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot
"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz
"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot
"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums
"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical
"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem
"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat
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crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni
Milf Van Den Bos @tobi@goblin.technology
It's me tobi! :skullpat:
Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. I like books and 90s action films and putting bugs in the code.
I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.
I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and stuff.
Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked though, I am very block happy!
Also, I block folks who post un-CW'd doom politics, and unfollow people who boost such things, because really, come on, catch a grip.
Moved to @loki@sleeping.town @loki@goto.hellsite.site
SYSTEM INFO
Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!
I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.
If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.
This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!
Rizzing your mom 🪻 @your_mom@goto.hellsite.site
it's Lydia bitch, sexy as always
she/her
I'm your new stepmom ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)
#1 SPIGOT HELLSITE IMPERSONATOR @the_feral_housewife@goto.hellsite.site
hi im spigot hellsite inventor of the double glizzy frotdog
in many ways i am the demon cussy of the timed line
i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense
fill out your profile before sending a FR
if we arent mufos on my main i will probably throw your FR in the garbage
yes i post nudes be cool about it
TESTIMONIALS GO HERE
crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni
your frumpy vampire wife @sanguinevulpine@goto.hellsite.site
I'm Eva
Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system
I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff
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