Jaguarior Jones wqjones@universeodon.com

"Hey, look at me, everybody. I'm [not] a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
I am Bill. I am a 71 yr old hermit living in The Hermitage on Hunter's Hill in the Certified Wildlife Habitat that is Catatonia, Texas, USA. Pop. me, a cat, and a little testy dog. Woods all around me, no neighbors in sight, and 20 miles from the 3 closest cities. Retired PC guy, obsessively online, insatiable info seeker. Progressive Democratic Socialist. Bipolar, ADHD, occasionally fairly norminal, often batcrap insane.