L'histoire de Stompy McStomper

Another quick update here, so I have a new neighbour who I assume is part elephant.

You see, Parisien appartments aren’t exactly known for their great craftsmanship so the walls and ceilings can be a little, how do we say, not fucking great.

Normally though most people don’t clomp around their houses in shoes made of cement, it’s just how it is.

That is to say everybody but Stompy up there. I didn’t know it was possible to reverberate every move he makes in my flat, but he’s doing it, and also fully shakes the walls when he slams doors, because why not.