LJ Post 1277331

• 01:03 @colmirl I was thinking of a good old fasioned English robbery (it's polite to invite your victims) but no ¤100 i'll buy you a drink ins ... #
• 11:12 @colmirl Do you have a INQ Chat 3G? If so, good or not so good? #
• 11:43 @pifflevalve I just remembered EVERYTHING is closed today. ARSE. #
• 11:54 Hay #NokiaN97 owners, what is the best #Twitter app that will run off the home screen and that isn't pants (especially if it's a pay one!)? #
• 12:04 @colmirl Hmm, I'm considering a replacement for my N97, I only ever use my phone for texting, email, fb and Twitter and the N97's battery... #
• 12:05 @colmirl ... isn't up to the job. But I hear the INQ isn't either. Hard times. #
• 12:12 @colmirl Ho hum. How's the push email function on teh gmails? I'd like to get rid of the Crackberry on Orange PAYG that I also carry... #
• 12:14 Fucking facebook app "NO INTERNET CONNECTION" well make one asshole, you have full 3G access.... #
• 12:27 Just downloaded Gravity (twitter app) not really impressed. Full version is 10 euro too! #
• 12:38 @colmirl If you have a fiddle let me know. #
• 13:01 twitpic.com/1d5p1t - I'm almost out of them now! #
• 13:02 @sammymcloughlin There are geeks worldwide crying like the britney guy. Leave the ipad alone! #
• 13:06 @AEguy27 Equally "oh yes" is about as bad if not worse. #
• 13:28 What is going out here? Yeah i just fixed my predictive text, it had a few too many bad habits. #
• 13:47 RT @PiratePartyUK Labour & Tories infringed copyright with the Ashes-To-Ashes posters: bit.ly/bBGaGN #debill (via @chris_coltrane) #
• 14:07 twitpic.com/1d62y3 - Harvey is on guard. #
• 14:09 twitpic.com/1d638s - Wait, it just seems to be a distraction burglary on the popcorn bowl. #
• 14:17 @pifflevalve Tesco's loss is your gain. #
• 14:51 @oshiewan Nothing says jesus like stuffing your face with chocolate. #
• 16:06 @mikeypod Obvious answer is to buy a large hose and catering sized box of m&ms and demonstrate first hand why. #
• 16:08 @lakeguydreams It could be worse. They could be spending 250m euros. #
• 16:15 @colmirl I have chip shop curry sauce and a kilo of chips. It's party time over here, #
• 17:23 @colmirl Well it's pretty good curry sauce.. #
• 17:48 Why am I getting anonymous calls on Easter Sunday. Isn't this against Jesus or something? #
• 17:50 @pifflevalve Intentionally accidental? #
• 18:08 @pifflevalve He'll get the neighbourhood watch on to you. Sounds like you intended on doing doughnuts on his front garden. Admit it! #
• 18:47 It's nearly 7pm and it's BROAD DAYLIGHT. I'm liking this, but it's far too cold. #
• 19:00 Je suis désole, je ne parles pas l'anglais. Merde! #
• 19:15 I wish I had my motorised vehicle back, but it shall be soon. Then we'll bugger off to Taunton (for another saturday afternoon drive). #
• 19:16 @sexyer1 I've hooked up on Twitter once. It was short and quick. #
• 19:20 Rather concerningly Mr Sheen and my Tesco value deoderant have the same scent. #
• 19:31 Urgh. Eating food makes me ill. Hello again my eating disorder friend. #
• 19:33 WTF - bit.ly/cBNQuM #
• 21:55 Kevin Costelloe, you are a fucking idiot. #
• 22:14 @colmirl Don't worry, this is a ten year long running fuck up of biblical proportions. Nothing new here. #
• 23:12 @pifflevalve Isn't that what fruit tea is all about? #

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