LRRR :bc: LRRRonEarth@beige.party

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA IN 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AWAIT.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.