ballpointcarrot ballpointcarrot@fedi.bpc.wtf

🔮 future alpaca herder

➡️ current fiber artist & dev advocate @chronosphereio

⚙️ former SRE

basically what you get if you cross lisa frank & kathleen hanna

Moved recently from @Jolg42

Frenchie in #Berlin #Germany

<3 Gongfu Cha 🍵

#Ghibli fan
Node.js, #JavaScript / #TypeScript developer

#Tea #Climate #ClimateChange #Vegan
#Diving #Plongée
#ScienceFiction #SciFi #learning #bike #velo
#OSS #Privacy #Technology
#French learning #German slowly 🦥

Discovered #wled recently 💡

#nobot

🇵🇷 cncf.io/developer-relations:community

Ex #VMware • #Heptio • #Canonical • #Ubuntu • #Kubernetes • #cloudcustodian • CNCF Ambassador Emeritus

11th ACR Vet • MSU #Spartan • Beagle Lover
he/him

I love: #metallica #megadeth #ghost #rush #tool and all sorts of #metal with a side of #aliceinchains and #faithnomore - then chilling with #pinkfloyd

Tech: :kubernetes: :fedora: :steam: :shipping_container: and Flathub!

Web developer and overgrown scamp with the wild hair to match. More than a bit of a recluse, though even my ample appetite for isolation is oversatiated at this point in pandemic life.

Looking for work and sociable people to help me get back in the swing of things. My cat has lazily offered her promotional services to this end—I suspect she's tired of talking about TypeScript and would rather just sleep.

DevTools marketing & product leader // Angel investor at 200ok.vc // Organizer for
the CascadiaJS conference & SeattleJS meetup // Long on the PacNW

Video Games, Metal, and gay sandwiches 🤘

No alt text = no boost.

She/her.

S.A.S.S.y Witch
(Skeptical, Agnostic, Science Seeking)

🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

Customer Engineer Google Cloud 👨‍💻
Formerly: SRE Reddit, Walmart Labs, and Stack Overflow - Many opinions, most questionable, and all my own - He/Him

Pardon the random handle, it was the latest git commit to my favorite repo.

I'm a person. I delete myself online, a lot. Except for my git repos, because source is meant to change without blame.

Senior engineering manager at The Knot, former staff engineer at Bakpax, and previously both manager and developer at all of Khan Academy, Fog Creek, and Knewton.

🎙️ Hosting Charade Podcast
✍🏼 Writing a screenplay
🎥 Working on a documentary

I'm interested in cities, politics, literature, religion, history, law, economics, transportation, and entertainment.

Looking to connect with cultural creators, internationalists, and observers of the urban scene.