ballpointcarrot ballpointcarrot@fedi.bpc.wtf

DevTools marketing & product leader // Angel investor at 200ok.vc // Organizer for
the CascadiaJS conference & SeattleJS meetup // Long on the PacNW

Pardon the random handle, it was the latest git commit to my favorite repo.

I'm a person. I delete myself online, a lot. Except for my git repos, because source is meant to change without blame.

#ml, #maths, #stl, #chess, #bjj, #hockey, #rowing

15-∞, positronic, ceo
13-15, fujitsu, vp
08-12, devfarm, cto
00-08, dell, mgr
96-99, msft, eng
@deprecated(LinkedIn)

I consent to be included in any conversation and/or being amplified. I fear no man nor beast.

:wq ⚆

he / him; semi-hermit in PDX, USA; tinkerer; old adhd cat dad; serial enthusiast; editor-at-large for http://lmorchard.com; astra mortemque superare gradatim; tootfinder

Web developer and overgrown scamp with the wild hair to match. More than a bit of a recluse, though even my ample appetite for isolation is oversatiated at this point in pandemic life.

Looking for work and sociable people to help me get back in the swing of things. My cat has lazily offered her promotional services to this end—I suspect she's tired of talking about TypeScript and would rather just sleep.

Software developer, tinkerer, enthusiast.

Am @xavdid basically anywhere you can have a username. Let's talk Developer Experience!

Currently slinging bits at Stripe; he/him

Private #pilot, #management #consultant, and #hashtags.

Lavatory assistant to @bark_maul. Plays a Free Software thought leader online. Chef de cuisine at Antifa. Her apes gone, please help

🎸 Geek, Streamer, Cloud Native Crazy Maker
🦄 he,him
📡 nowadays, reinventing radio access networks as you know it at @VMware
💨 Toots are mine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dad, Choral vocalist, slings javascript by day.

Video Games, Metal, and gay sandwiches 🤘

No alt text = no boost.

She/her.

S.A.S.S.y Witch
(Skeptical, Agnostic, Science Seeking)

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