ballpointcarrot ballpointcarrot@fedi.bpc.wtf

Pardon the random handle, it was the latest git commit to my favorite repo.

I'm a person. I delete myself online, a lot. Except for my git repos, because source is meant to change without blame.

Customer Engineer Google Cloud 👨‍💻
Formerly: SRE Reddit, Walmart Labs, and Stack Overflow - Many opinions, most questionable, and all my own - He/Him

Desert person, sapiosexual, majorly into stand-up comedy, dark humor, and going down deep rabbit holes to avoid sleep.
She/Her
Instagram @SlabCityApothecary
YouTube @TeriTravels

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I like computers but they don't like me

#acab

#cybre exodus @lunch

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

🔮 future alpaca herder

➡️ current fiber artist & dev advocate @chronosphereio

⚙️ former SRE

basically what you get if you cross lisa frank & kathleen hanna

Software Developer, Tech lead.
Python, C#, Unity, and all things Web

he / him; semi-hermit in PDX, USA; tinkerer; old adhd cat dad; serial enthusiast; editor-at-large for http://lmorchard.com; astra mortemque superare gradatim; tootfinder

DevTools marketing & product leader // Angel investor at 200ok.vc // Organizer for
the CascadiaJS conference & SeattleJS meetup // Long on the PacNW