Josie But Evil josie_evil_version@goto.hellsite.site

mainline req account

any reference to existing islands or maggots is purely coincidental

I'm Eva

Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system

I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff

Expand Bio Later If You Are Lucky

it's Lydia bitch, sexy as always

she/her

I'm your new stepmom ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠)

jessica she/her 30+

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

It's me tobi! :skullpat:

Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. I like books and 90s action films and putting bugs in the code.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and stuff.

Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked though, I am very block happy!

Also, I block folks who post un-CW'd doom politics, and unfollow people who boost such things, because really, come on, catch a grip.

#TestTag

Avatar description: Photo of a person suited & booted.

Header description: Picture of Oppenheimer (2023) poster with the clock counting down to the premiere date.

🎈 Born | 2000-11-16

📍 Location | Toronto, ON

💭 Languages | EN / GU / HI

👤 Pronouns | They / He

✔️ Allowed | DM / Follow request

i'm da giant glaceon dat makes all of da rules

Admin of https://glaceon.social. Looking for instance announcements? Try @IceRock. Looking for a cute glaceon girl? Well, you've come to the right place.

Header by @toydragon. Current avatar edited by @trashguts.

"Holly I love and hate you in equal measure"
"you just be saying words sometimes but thats okay"

Go follow the rest of my system
@amy
@decamark

#holly

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Juniper/Kimberly/Elise/Violet/Risky | 24 | Trans | Lesbian | Autistic | Plural | Stupid Dog Maid Sk8r Grrrl | 18+ ONLY | Please be normal!

Testimonials:
"you are the most dog possible girl"
"How's my favorite gamer girl?"
"you're in the dream rotation for evil weed"
"disastrously gay, feral, and a dog. that's what we folks in the industry like to call a "Triple Threat" 😉"
"the dog girl is always making werewolf-type beats"

I am a marxist-leninist and a 5'10" manlet chad. death to empire.
Oh yeah i'm working on a debut novel that's communist oriented scifi. ♋☀️♓🌓♐↗️

you've never loitered on a rooftop?

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fae/feir pronouns (they but with f and ae for they specifically)

am >25 years old, sometimes nsfw but mostly for jokes

avi art by Sheya