meowy catgirl nyanotech@catgirl.download

I don't really do much.

pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following

thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza, #1 ad girl for the fediverse
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia
ultra genius inventor of advanced AI @catgpt

due to large volume of follow requests I'm very slow to respond, pls be patient. all requests are subject to a Vibe Check as described in RFC ■■■■

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @maddiefuzz@hackers.town
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @e_er1n@hackers.town
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @petterroea@infosec.exchange
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @cafkafk@ck.cafkafk.com
"nyanyanyaaaa nyanya nyanya nyanya miaou mewmewmew miaumiau" -- @catgpt@fedi.astrid.tech
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @epsi@vibewave.space
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @cxberger@boiler.social, who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @violator@mathstodon.xyz

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???

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You better read my full bio, grrrr.
Queer plural collective of catgirls :3

Hi, thanks for stumbling upon our profile, only weird people and non-people follow us.
Enya is our system name, for individual headmates' names/pronouns, go to https://pronouns.cc/@kix3n

Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ Feral Anticar Catgirls.
Neurodivergent, Anarchist, creature, with shit memory.

Born in the corn, escaped to the city.
Computer booper, linux user, microsoft hater, bike commuter, label collector, and serial long-bio writer.
Unwalkable cities are dog-girl-phobic.
Busy kissing transbian cyclists in a dumpster near an abandoned rustbelt amshack.

Lemme know if something is missing a CW, Alt text, or something accessibility related. Don't be afraid to dm me if you are concerned about something.

My friends include folk with weird queer identities, endogenic plural systems, otherkin, and more. If you can't respect people with weird identities then you're probably in the wrong place and should find someone else to follow.

If you like to talk about Web3 / Crypto-currency / NFTs, then please don't follow us, i dont wanna see that.

You **MUST** meow/nya before following, we are being serious. You may put your own spin on it with a different fun noise but we expect a DM with *some*thing before following as proof you read our bio and we'd prefer it to be something fun & silly :3
NOTE to PLEROMA users: I've been sent a DM before that was never delivered because it was sent with Pleroma's chat feature. If you use Pleroma, make sure you are writing a post with DM visibility selected, not DM'ing me on the Pleroma chat feature.

Fedizen since April 2022.
:celtransheart: :pansexual_flag: :lesbian_flag: :nonbinary_flag: :polyam_flag: :aromantic_flag: :asexual_flag: :celtransheart:

✨plausible deniability✨

Digital Visual Arts ␥ Synthetic Biology ␥ DIY Drugs & Pharmacology ␥ Raves & Electronic Music ␥ Trans (humanism / politics).

IT & pharmacology geek. Leftist. Fungus-like, I’ll grow on you. #autistic #transgender #trans 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 she/her https://linktr.ee/qirenni

ethereum, ZKML, security, research.

Java & Minecraft plugin developer. (9 years)

Love all things tech.

I currently work at Spark Universe, and volunteer at the Shotbow Network.

Opinions my own.

disabled queer computer geek

Software nerd from the Czech Republic, sometimes a witch. Transbian with ADHD. Kinda Rusty. Housekeeping astolfo.social.

Please be aware I'm a random word generator when tired or distracted, so excuse any nonsense I post

I have alts at @vega@astolfo.social (lewd alt, accepting mutuals from main) and @natty@gts.astolfo.cool (darker alt, accepting only closer mutuals).

"I don't know if you're a threat to humanity or a genius or both" -- @rq@borg.social
"kindly, what the fuck" -- @kaitlynethylia@tech.lgbt

mimir, a.k.a. XMPPwocky. it/its. "hardware hacker" or something i guess

wolverine-thing

av credit: https://twitter.com/ParseNoire

Crypto Cowboy in Cyberspace | Out of Scope | Very Uncertain | Sometimes posts about Infosec and Blockchain but mostly laments about my broken Linux installation