Prophet prophet@functional.cafe

This "person" has a superficial similarity to https://twitter.com/welltypedwitch but it is in fact a malevolent agent of chaos. It unpicks the seams of reality (and the Fediverse) so that the normal rules no longer apply. It lulls you into thinking it is reasonable, but when you are not looking it stabs you in the back and aliases all of your mutable buffers. The carcass of many a seasoned Haskell programmer lie strewn at its feet.
Do not talk about "safe"! You do not know what is safe!