ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

My body isn't a temple; it's a thermos, for soup

treetops and billboards

seattle, wa, mostly

Author of Liar, Dreamer, Thief (drops Jan 10th!) Fiction in Best American SFF, Lightspeed, Nightmare, Augur, Apparition, Kaleidotrope, Ns more.

hello, i am vanya, i'm not visiting mastodon often, but when i do i shitpost

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

Programmer, musician, artist, huntercross.com.

Posts do not reflect the opinions or clients of my employer.

Started as a web developer but I'm not sure what I currently am | 🏳️‍🌈 | Jack of all trades, master of none. Tweets mostly in english and spanish.

A little of this, a little of that. Arts that are sold, which allow me to produce more arts.

Ecocide opposer, classless society proponent. Tired.

Call me Alexis or Souvka.
Todon mod on parental leave. Migrant. Has seen some shit. I've been on here since forever.

💚: dogs, the outdoors, science fiction, spaceflight, gardening, urban planning, public transport, co-ops, ...

«Eg synest ofte eg vaknar om morgonen med ei kjensle av at verda går av hengslene»

Header: Bryan Versteeg's Kalpana One concept, a rotating cylinder space habitat.
Avatar: Shiroe from Log Horizon. I'm sorry.

Shapeshifting Xennial trans woman furry
Species: dragon-serpent-werewolf succubus
Day job: Implementation Specialist (software -> ECM vertical)
Free time: YouTube channel, VR, videosgame
Pol: leftist. Mutualist, anti-capitalist, antifascist
Brainstorming ways to carve out leftist spaces under capitalism’s nose
“They tried to bury us. They didn’t know we were seeds”
Avatar: @rootsworks

💚 @toydragon
💜 @Oci

Robert, née Bofa, néigh Jorts. Third time's the charm.