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this is where I am now. pew, pew. I live in Canada and use light mode. I belong to the trees. Avi is some rando.
I’m just here to post the thoughts that I think to prevent them from taking up residence in my brain.
She/her 
My toots: https://justmytoots.com/@fuzzyduck@mindly.social
Avi is a pic of me wearing a pink toque that says Be Magical. Header is a nature trail sign in a forest that says Beaver Valley Trail

Jessica Rowbottom, one-woman original LGBTQ+ cabaret :progress_pride: Usually found banging around on a piano. Lesbian, she/her, inclusive.

As seen/heard at Edinburgh Fringe, L Fest lesbian festival, Trans Pride Brighton, Hull Comedy Festival, Cadogan Hall London, BBC Radio and a load more besides.

Show dates: https://bleedingobvious.uk/gigs

#lgbtq #musician #comedy #cabaret #queertheatre #touringmusician #trans #lesbian #queer #yorkshire #queeruk #prideuk #EdFringe #wakefield

hi i'm jaina, resident server slime

main: @heartles

monads chess cup 2020 finalist
i'm gay and a lesbian
not smart enough to be a tankie

boundaries:
don't follow if you're under 18
don't flirt with me if i don't know you at all

fyi i'm white

"jesus fucking christ" - starwall
"I'm gonna send you the eye bleach bill" - req
"green daria can't hurt you, green daria isn't real" - philly

special thanks to dankwraith

Daily coverage of anti-trans propaganda in US right wing media on assignedmedia.org

Member of the volunteer journa.host moderation team!

he/him transgender

I'd *still* rather be playing pinball

Formerly Quixote171@Radical.town
I'm 42, but please don't hold that against me.
Please don't follow me if you're under the age of 18. I'm not posting lewds, but sometimes I say terrible things.

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homosexual demon | they/them | writer, artist, hunk | acab 🥗

Wrestling, Boxing, MMA, Gamer, Tech, TV and Movie Nerd here and love to talk about that stuff and much more...

excuse me, what does god need with a starship

NOLA; Tulane ‘80; CGSC; SAMS; retired Navy CAPT (USS KITTY HAWK, USS JOHN YOUNG, USS SAN JACINTO, USS STOUT, USCINCPAC, CDS-28, USS PETERSON, PEB, INSURV); retired dir of Test & Trials, HII. “I know what it means.” Send lawyers, guns, and money. “All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today.” “The Dude Abides.” Woke. AntiFa. Mastonaut. Post-apocalypse Warlord Potential. ACAB. We don’t drink from the skulls of our enemies enough.

:100gay::hyper_cat: actual libertine antichrist autoanthronekophile :hyper_cat::100gay:

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i rebound my caps lock to meta, all-caps posts are done with holding shift

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literal swamp #goblin. admin. aesthete, enthusiast, techie scum. PNW pasture-raised.

no hard feelings about dipping out after following if my stuff turns out to not be for you. i follow/unfollow without thinking about it much.

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Plant addict. Drinker of too much coffee. Looking for a social media experience that’s actually social. He/him. Follow request is enabled to filter spam.