your frumpy vampire wife sanguinevulpine@goto.hellsite.site

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I'm Eva

Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system

I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff

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Sheep in neutral @Bugaboo@fluffytail.gay

Lily/Floriña!
Proud creature girl!
I love cute things, and cool things, and all kinds of things!
What is my fixation today?

"...Did you just hiss at me?"
-Tei
"Lily brings out my silly side"
-Molly
"Lily you kin bugs"
-Mika
"I'm patting you on the head"
-Sam
"Valid to be a sheep"
-Vina
"Ok Lily"
-Joseph

oo yeh @katarzyna@monads.online

Eternal.
They/Them, She/Her. Any really.
Good at many things.
Intrusive thoughts poster.

wench: @alas

Unfiltered Catboy @catboysapphire@glaceon.social

Esmé Sapphire Wyvern, quasi-professional untrained catboy at your service.
Boyliker, girlliker, enbyliker, don't care, I can and will find you cute. 31, no minors.

Probably a mildly manic doll and not actually a person. Possibly designed by @Ottergirljazz to be @omni's boyfriend

penelope. @smelley@monads.online

Anti-Colonial and Anti-Imperialist educator and writer. please don't capitalize my name. I'm a cool and tuff girl

gay sex? @sapphicgiraffic@goto.hellsite.site

jessica she/her 30+

✨🍊Orange Feelings🍊✨ @hammerhead@goblin.camp

31, Agender, Deep South
Parent, Artist, Fat Chaos Goblin

☠️Spooky Felid Gxrl☠️ @listlesslucifer@elekk.xyz

Call Me Luci!! Elekk's Resident Creature!!⭐️

Ze/Hir|27|Small White Queer

Them Fatale|Intersex|Lesbian
ADHD|Autism|Spoonie

⚡️Electric-Type Trainer|Dirty Kinnie

Official Rat Dad: 7 Rats🐀

Some Kind of Commie|Fuck Cops and Nazis

Friend To Cats, Feeder Of Crows, Mushroom Picker, Tech Witch

Diogenes and Gengar are my real dads

Here for Friends, Not Numbers

Don't be weird at me|18+ Only!!

❤️Oobie Fan Club: http://ko-fi.com/oobie

Mischief Bees @the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site

+ am Jenny
+ am girl (of the trans kind)
+ am bi
+ b-day is on august 25th
+ please tell me if i do/say/follow someone problematic
+ no minors please

current pfp by
https://twitter.com/AmiraAllis?lang=de

mixed berry social anxiety disorder 🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

i'm da giant glaceon dat makes all of da rules

Admin of https://glaceon.social. Looking for instance announcements? Try @IceRock. Looking for a cute glaceon girl? Well, you've come to the right place.

Header by @toydragon. Current avatar edited by @trashguts.

"Holly I love and hate you in equal measure"
"you just be saying words sometimes but thats okay"

Go follow the rest of my system
@amy
@decamark

#holly

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UN Special Rapporteur on Fedi @mari@monads.online

she/they

29

i’m here to hang out and have fun. feel free to follow request if I can reasonably infer you're not a weirdo by an interaction, a bio, anything

spigot hellsite, inventor of the frotdog @the_feral_housewife@hellsite.site

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

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"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

Lesbians4Lenin 🛋️ @lydia@hellsite.site

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

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"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
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