your frumpy vampire wife sanguinevulpine@goto.hellsite.site

Eternal.
They/Them, She/Her. Any really.
Good at many things.
Intrusive thoughts poster.

wench: @alas

SYSTEM INFO

Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!

I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.

If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.

This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!

jessica she/her 30+

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

jabroni of the earth

fuck around with tankies, find out about girlcum
18+ only
Narilka Maria Wyvern, matriarch and forced default front of the Wyvern system. Actual TransMILF.
Posting Public because why not? Why shouldn't I subject more than friends to my horrible thoughts?

It's Aria, part of the Виверна/Wyvern system! I use She/Her pronouns, but I also accept Fae/Faer! (And in Russian it's она/её)
I like flowers, communism, witchcraft, tabletop RPGs, teasing, and foxes!

Unironic foxgirl succubus doll with some interesting kinks, so no minors, although I will do my best to CW for them. Pansexual hopeless romantic, 30 :th_polyamory_flag: :th_pansexual_flag: Empty Spaces
Anti-communists, TERFs, and SWERFs, will all be fed to the compost pile.
Headmates:
Amanda @NinjaRatBeatdown
Mercedes/Vanessa @DissonantEevee
Narilka @Ottergirljazz
Lucas-Sophia @SpiderRose
Yelena (undisclosed account)

"Jesus fucking Christ you really are horny" - @omni
"Comrade JoyToy" - @Deiru

Fae/Faer, She/Her, They/They // 25 // Genderqueer // Bi // Actual Giraffe™️

“By far one of the most cursed accounts on here”

BLM // ACAB

#TeamZ

18+ only

// I am white for disclosure //

resident of @monorail and @amy's brain

they/he. whatever

I'm Colophon, 30, queer, communist (not anarchist), Ogdo senior staff writer.

"max fucker and shagger [energy]... max of both is just who you are tho"
- @bees

Follow requesters should read my pinned post on the subject. Full disclosure, I'm white. All my friends knew I wasn't cis before I did

A collection of Blorbos:
Felix/Yuri/Eel- Agender Dragon Boy
Mousie/Yuri- Agender Angel
Pollux- Agender demon
"Mr. Felix Good Opinions Haver, The Mayor of EFDN" -Ryk
"Felix, ur gay" - Ryk
"Blorbo from your notifications" - Ivy
"posts made by the utterly deranged" - June
@JuneMoon❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
@astralcreatures 🤍​🤍​🤍​🤍​