your frumpy vampire wife sanguinevulpine@goto.hellsite.site

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I'm Eva

Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system

I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff

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Sheep in neutral @Bugaboo@fluffytail.gay

Lily/Floriña!
Proud creature girl!
I love cute things, and cool things, and all kinds of things!
What is my fixation today?

"...Did you just hiss at me?"
-Tei
"Lily brings out my silly side"
-Molly
"Lily you kin bugs"
-Mika
"I'm patting you on the head"
-Sam
"Valid to be a sheep"
-Vina
"Ok Lily"
-Joseph

oo yeh @katarzyna@monads.online

Eternal.
They/Them, She/Her. Any really.
Good at many things.
Intrusive thoughts poster.

wench: @alas

Unfiltered Catboy @catboysapphire@glaceon.social

Esmé Sapphire Wyvern, quasi-professional untrained catboy at your service.
Boyliker, girlliker, enbyliker, don't care, I can and will find you cute. 31, no minors.

Probably a mildly manic doll and not actually a person. Possibly designed by @Ottergirljazz to be @omni's boyfriend

gay sex? @sapphicgiraffic@goto.hellsite.site

jessica she/her 30+

✨🍊Orange Feelings🍊✨ @hammerhead@goblin.camp

31, Agender, Deep South
Parent, Artist, Fat Chaos Goblin

Mischief Bees @the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site

+ am Jenny
+ am girl (of the trans kind)
+ am bi
+ b-day is on august 25th
+ please tell me if i do/say/follow someone problematic
+ no minors please

current pfp by
https://twitter.com/AmiraAllis?lang=de

mixed berry social anxiety disorder 🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social

i'm da giant glaceon dat makes all of da rules

Admin of https://glaceon.social. Looking for instance announcements? Try @IceRock. Looking for a cute glaceon girl? Well, you've come to the right place.

Header by @toydragon. Current avatar edited by @trashguts.

"Holly I love and hate you in equal measure"
"you just be saying words sometimes but thats okay"

Go follow the rest of my system
@amy
@decamark

#holly

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UN Special Rapporteur on Fedi @mari@monads.online

she/they

29

i’m here to hang out and have fun. feel free to follow request if I can reasonably infer you're not a weirdo by an interaction, a bio, anything

spigot hellsite, inventor of the frotdog @the_feral_housewife@hellsite.site

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

Lesbians4Lenin 🛋️ @lydia@hellsite.site

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

persecuted u2 liker @zorotl@monads.online

i’m blue da ba dee da ba die

certified anti-us propagandist

z for short

nonbinary woman

18+ please

#TeamEm

https://letterboxd.com/zorotl

(for disclosure i am white)

“god you are such a dweeb” - @dankwraith

anarchy preferer @ElusiveConfection@octodon.social

Alis
she/her or they/them or e/em/eirs
20
genderfluid ethot
Black anarchist, philosophy dork, and local succubus fox
God's favorite heretic