King Vitaman II sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social

This is a D&D 5E disrespecting zone. Please do not come in my mentions and respect D&D 5E.

I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile.

My food alt is https://kith.kitchen/@sexybenfranklin (Un-CW'd Pictures of Food likely)

"god reading those words just caused my soul to leave my fucking body" - @Dayglochainsaw

"you shitpost enough, that's for sure." - @radicalrobit