#1 SPIGOT HELLSITE IMPERSONATOR the_feral_housewife@goto.hellsite.site

Evil Woman, photographer

the artist formerly known as a_rock@monads.online

demoware given life and also anxiety [herdspace admin edition]

"infamous technology opinion haver garbados" - @the_feral_housewife

"hopeful and unhinged"

“you just keep getting hotter and hotter” - @cwebber

this is a semi-private persona. my public persona lives at @garbados

senior intern with Hellsite's Atomic Research Specialized Experiments group (ARSE)

Pronouns be it/its

Trying out this stuffs

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

SYSTEM INFO

Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!

I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.

If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.

This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!

i think america is bad. if you see me implying that america is good, it is for satirical purposes. (he/him)
https://letterboxd.com/BDA_/

im a dog woof woof

I'm Eva

Sometimes there's others, we are the Astra system

I like fighting games, mmos, racing, and stuff

Expand Bio Later If You Are Lucky

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina