Milf Van Den Bos tobi@goblin.technology

"not just an idiot, but a credible idiot"
- Marcello Magni

"blessed with ignorance"
- Mira Bellwether

yes boys i'm both witty and araldite
CJ Bellwether 🔞
siege is short for CJ
trained clown (terrible)
queer femme dyke

she/her

little sister and daughter of Mira Bellwether

just a weirdo introvert nonbinary xenowoman trying to survive.

i block annoying, bigoted and boring people.

nerd (computer); trans enthusiast; trains enthusiast; american (pacific northwest) going to uni in scotland

let's make the world a better place! but also get up to some hijinks while we're here

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

24 | they/she | 18+ | here to be lewd and t4t af | $5 DM fee for non-moots | not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you

This is my tech-focused account

Pixelart is over on @zatnosk

wheretofind.me/@zatnosk

Terminally online, mostly harmless.

I like old computers, retro games and combining the two with some vintage game dev.

My day job involves building web based things with PHP.

i migrated again.
that's all i do on and off line.
always transitioning.

queer and white
used to call myself an anarchist
now i hate the left
abolition comes with demolition

host of a very gay system
check the members in the links below

they/them

avatar: picrew of a pinkish witchy droid
banner: gradient background going from black in the corners to light grey in the centre.

>> i'm moving to @haskal go follow me over there <<

>> do not follow this account <<

>> your follow request will not be accepted <<

>> read the fucking username!!! <<

Queer, trans, dev, etc etc.

This my superseriousbusiness account, where I post about :go_to_social: GoToSocial :go_to_social: development etc, and occasionally test things.

Feel free to follow, but if you want official GtS updates, follow @gotosocial instead :)

If you are reading this… congratulations you are alive. If that is not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Profile picture is a cutout of a cartoon by FalseKnees. A crow saying "Hey let's go break some stuff".

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