Kip Van Den Bos tobi@goblin.technology

opt-out is not consent.

Do not just send a follow request! Please, first read the whole thread of the pinned introduction post and send a message indicating this: https://mastodon.vierkantor.com/@Vierkantor/109267816559475061

drs. & /'ɑ.nə/ & (intuitionistic) maths / programming / languages & grammatical gender: neuter rational nonhuman animate (or best offer) & tra(i)ns, crows and sheep & as seen in children's magazine & UTC+00:00 unless mentioned otherwise & may act in ways that are difficult to explain to kids & not in any capacity professional

If you are a student at the VU Amsterdam or otherwise likely to take one of my classes, please wait until you graduate to follow me.

"acceptably deranged" — @aeonofdiscord
"terrifying, thank you" — @AgathaSorceress
"you're one of the most dutch sounding people I know" — @streetlite
"why would you do this to me anne" — @trickster
"my brain is making dial up noises, you broke me" — @isa

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
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"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

Recyclable imp
Organic (mostly)

This is a GoToSocial appreciation account.

trust & safety engineer

Husband, and father of a 3.5 yo.

Work mostly on the hardware side of #HPC at a University datacenter in the US

Dabble in #python and a fan of many #FOSS projects.

Other interests include:

#woodworking
#leatherworking
#bookbinding
#volleyball
#camping

>> i'm moving to @haskal go follow me over there <<

>> do not follow this account <<

>> your follow request will not be accepted <<

>> read the fucking username!!! <<

both death and the maiden.
a fairy and a friend

𝗦 𝗢 𝗙 𝗧 _ _ _
🍓🌿☀️🐝

fae/faer preferred. she/her ok
in a monogamous relationship 💕

icon by @shade

🌸🌼🌸🌼

internet resident, plural partially sighted robobirb
pasta eater and UNIX dork, probably running 9front ⑨

self identified as a PDP-11 powered printer running a UNIX OS

old/backup acc: @Utsuho
personal: @utsuho
feel free to follow, might decline if your profile is empty or you look malicious

Admin of goto.hellsite.site

Instance Necromancer, Scourge of The Fediverse and World Leading Expert in the Field of Keysmashing Sciences

Artificer of Wretched Things

Communism will Win!

love my wife @kim

!גענעם פּלאַץ אויף אייביק

Full of fluids, made of flesh.

💚 @Ivafakename

Don't be horny at me

European 🇪🇺, queer 🏳️‍🌈 demi-guy.


I do tech capitalism by day ☀️ because there's bills to pay. I try to ensure my employer doesn't do anything evil. I do open-sourcery ⚗️ by night 🌙 as a Pion maintainer and contributor to whatever I deem valuable.



Anyone debating another human being's right to live a happy, healthy, worry-free and fulfilling life is on the wrong side of history and isn't welcome here 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇳.