Vriska Goes To McDonald's (2023 Worldwide Fucker) tulips@lesbian.solutions

!!!!!!!! MOVED FROM @tulips !!!!!!!!

tulips, a queer fagdyke plural system with a lot of homestucks and some other guys

i am not a computer toucher. do not discuss computing with me so HELP me god. if your account bio has an operating system in it fuck away from me

follow requests are fine but if your vibes are rancid i will kill you in real life. if you are concerned about me finding your vibes rancid they are

i am the tankie your twitter mutuals warned you about

if you know me irl you should have seen this coming

testimonials:
- "active enabler in my vriskafication" - mae
- "poggers tits bestie" - xenia
- "not exactly flat chested" - june
- "nice shirt!" - TSA
- "hi risk :)" - tempest dare
- "every so often talking to you feels like getting hit by a car" - anonymous
- "like John Darnielle 8ut pitiously transgender" - also anonymous
- "dirk darling, you stand like a faggot" - alice